Howard the Duck is not for the birds! Buy complete set (1977) at the massive Meadowbrook Garage Sale in Brighton. Live streaming!

Howard the Duck was totally Jewish. Look at the nose.

As seen in the excerpt, one of Howard’s more memorable adventures was running for President in 1976 as a dark duck third party candidate. Not unlike the Donald (hmm, two duck names), Howard ran as an anti-establishment outsider beholden to no special interests who eschewed political correctness. But Howard’s goose was cooked when he was caught in an interspecies sex scandal. Rumor has it Howard is planning an electoral reprisal in the Fall, a true October Surprise.

Jimmy was peanuts compared with Howard.

Howard the Duck, as his name suggests, is a three-foot-tall anthropomorphic duck. He generally wears a tie and shirt, and is almost always found smoking a cigar. Originally, like many cartoon ducks, he wore no pants; Disney threatened legal action due to Howard’s resemblance to Donald Duck, and Marvel redesigned that aspect of the character by writing into the script that Howard was the target of anti-nudity protests, and was forced to do business with “Wally Sidney”, a failed cartoonist who made his fortune through a chain of conservative clothing retailers known as “Sidney World”. Howard tries on various outfits, to include ones akin to Donald Duck’s sailor uniform and Uncle Scrooge’s coat and top hat before settling on his new attire of a business suit complete with trousers. Although Howard sulks that he has lost, Beverly reassures him that she does not want him to be a victim of a mob, and loves him no matter what he wears.

Howard deftly manipulated the media who covered every word out of his bill.

Howard has an irritable and cynical attitude to the often bizarre events around him; he feels there is nothing special about him except that he is a duck, and though he has no goals other than seeking comfort and to be left alone, he is often dragged into dangerous adventures simply because he is visibly unusual. His series’ tagline, “Trapped in a world he never made”, played off the genre trappings of 1950s science fiction. A common reaction to meeting Howard the first time is a startled, “You…you’re a DUCK!”

His near-constant companion and occasional girlfriend is former art model and Cleveland native Beverly Switzler. Like Howard, Beverly wants an ordinary life but is frequently singled out for her appearance, though she is a beautiful and sexy woman rather than a duck. Their only other friends are Paul Same (a painter who briefly became a sleepwalking crime-fighter) and Winda Wester (a lisping ingénue with psychic powers); he has worked with Spider-Man and the Man-Thing and associates on various occasions.

Note the pun on “Down.” No doubt today’s political wags could twist “Get Down” to apply to the 2016 campaign.

Howard found himself on Earth due to a shift in “the Cosmic Axis” from a world similar to Earth, but where there are “more ducks” and “apes don’t talk”. In the black-and-white Howard the Duck magazine series, writer Bill Mantlo theorized that Howard came from an extra-dimensional planet called Duckworld, a planet similar to Earth where ducks, not apes, had evolved to become the dominant species. In 2001, Gerber dismissed this idea, calling it “very pedestrian” and ‘comic-booky’ — in the worst sense of the term.” He believes Howard came from an alternate Earth populated by a variety of cartoon animals. A panel in Fear #19, prior to Howard’s introduction, depicts Howard or someone like him near an anthropomorphic rat and an anthropomorphic dog, in a hypothetical panel about other dimensions. Destroyer Duck was depicted existing in such a world, and in Howard the Duck vol. 2 #6, Howard mentions that Moses is believed to be a moose in his world and Yeshua a flying squirrel.

In 1976 America was less tolerant of interspecies relations.

His antagonists, who usually appear in a single story each, are often parodies of science fiction, fantasy, and horror characters, and sometimes political figures, but include ordinary people simply making life difficult for Howard. The chief recurring villain, Lester Verde, better known as Doctor Bong – modeled on Doctor Doom and writers Bob Greene and Lester Bangs – is a former tabloid reporter who has the power to “reorder reality” by smashing himself on his bell-shaped helmet; his main goal is to marry Beverly. After several issues, she agrees to marry him to save Howard from Bong’s evil experimentation, and remains married to him for some time. Doctor Bong would reappear in issues of She-Hulk and Deadpool in the mid-1990s. Other recurring villains include the Kidney Lady (S. Blotte) who has been convinced by her former lover that the soul is in the kidneys and attacks anything she sees as a threat to them, and Reverend Jun Moon Yuc and his Yuccies, a parody of Reverend Sun Myung Moon and the Unification Church “Moonies”. Another important villain was the Sinister S.O.O.F.I. (Save Our Offspring from Indecency) organization, whose leader was implicitly Anita Bryant, though she looked like an old, fat Elvis Presley with a smiley face/orange on her head.

Other Marvel Comics characters occasionally appeared, including Spider-Man, Daimon Hellstrom, and the Ringmaster. Omega The Unknown appeared to him in a dream, as did the founding members of the rock group, KISS, and Spider-Man, whom he had previously met for real, unlike Omega.

Back in 1977, OJ was on the top of his game.

Seemingly an autodidact, Howard at various times references Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, Albert Camus (whose novel The Stranger Gerber considers the principal influence on the series), the Brontë sisters, and other figures of philosophical and political significance. In a parody of the Marvel comic character Shang-Chi, he was trained in the art of Quak-Fu. In the 2001 miniseries, as a mocking gesture toward Disney’s mascot Mickey Mouse, he was turned into various animals, primarily a mouse.”

As promised, Dean, also a local philatelist, is right now exploring options for his live streaming production of the sale on Saturday at 155 Avalon Drive between Westfall and Winton.

The local philatelist also offers just a little tease of his merchandise. In keeping with Howard’s spirit, a limited edition Angry Birds will be auctioned.  Howard himself is not an angry bird, except when he was robbed of the presidency in 1976.

Also, Dean offers two competing artifacts. One a shameless symbol of mercenary capitalism profiting from an assassinated President; the other a symbol of the noble lost cause of communism. Also, a coin of indecipherable origins that may have been left on the Earth by alien space travelers.

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