Once rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

Once rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
May 29, 1947 V-2 on the launch pad

May 29, 1947 V-2 on the launch pad. Photos provided by Michael J. Nighan.

Michael J. Nighan

3. Tom Lehrer bombs Von Braun

Tom Lehrer bombs Von Braun.

Back in the mid-1960s, my favorite musical artist wasn’t a rock star or a folk singer, it was Tom Lehrer, renowned Harvard political and social satirist, and math nerd extraordinaire.

Lehrer’s songs, never long on subtlety, skewered everything and everybody. One of his best, dealing with the transformation of Wernher Von Braun from being the brains behind the Nazi’s V-2 rocket attacks on London to his rehabilitation as the godfather of America’s moon rockets, included the lyrics:

Don’t say that he’s hypocritical
Say rather that he’s apolitical
“Once rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department!” says Wernher von Braun

I was reminded of this song the other day when I ran across a political commentary lampooning Donald Trump’s proposal to spend tens of billions of dollars on his “big, beautiful wall” to separate the US and Mexico and suggesting that he should be looking at a cheaper and more mobile means to target those hordes of rapists, drug dealers and assorted criminals that he sees pouring across the border. One suggestion was a reuse of the technology brought to the US by Von Braun and his cronies over 70 years ago.

With the defeat of Nazis in 1945, both the United States and the Soviet Union gained access to a large number of V-2 rockets as well as the scientists and technicians who had developed the weapon.   Under Operation Paperclip, over 120 rocketry engineering and scientific personnel were quietly smuggled out of Germany by the US Army and sent to continue their work at the White Sands Proving Grounds in southern New Mexico. 1 Map of the area dearkened

Of the numerous V-2s launched from there over the next few years, the one fired on the evening of May 29, 1947 should be of special interest to those who, like Trump, advocate a chest-beating defense of our southern border.  Programmed to travel due north and impact somewhere within the thousands of square miles of desert that make up the White Sands test range, the rocket made a beautiful ascent, and then turned SOUTH, aiming itself directly at El Paso, Texas!

Descending from an altitude of 35 miles, the V-2 passed over El Paso, crossed the Rio Grande into Mexico, and impacted near a cemetery just south of Ciudad Juarez, blasting out a crater 50 feet wide and 24 feet deep, barely missing an oil storage facility and a construction company building crammed with enough explosives to have leveled several city blocks.

2 May 29, 1947 impact crater

May 29, 1947 impact crater

Although unarmed, the V-2 blast was still powerful enough to shake buildings in both Juarez and El Paso and to shatter nearby windows. As reported in the May 30th, 1947 El Paso TimesV-2 Rocket, Off Course, Falls Near Juarez, “Startled citizens of the two cities swamped newspaper offices, police headquarters and radio stations with anxious telephone inquiries.”

Although unarmed, the V-2 blast was still powerful enough to shake buildings in both Juarez and El Paso and to shatter nearby windows. “Startled citizens of the two cities swamped newspaper offices, police headquarters and radio stations with anxious telephone inquiries.”

Seemingly before the echoes died away, the commanding officer at White Sands found himself called to the phone to explain matters to an irate Army chief-of staff, Dwight Eisenhower, and to George Marshall, an equally-irate Secretary of State. Those two gentlemen would have been REALLY honked off if they’d known that a member of the team of expatriated scientists conducting the V-2 test flights was later quoted as saying: “We were the first German unit to not only infiltrate the United States, but to attack Mexico from US soil!”

4. Von Braun and friends

Von Braun and friends

American authorities quickly arrived on scene to ascertain the extent of the damage caused by the errant rocket. Mercifully no one was killed or injured. Although happy that no lives were lost, profuse apologies were nevertheless delivered to and graciously accepted by Mexican government officials. (Probably Trump would have announced that he’d bill them for the cost of the rocket.)

Proving that rocket science is indeed rocket science, post-flight analysis revealed that one of the German technicians had crossed the wires in the inertial guidance system causing the V-2 to fly in the wrong direction.  In addition, the scuttlebutt was that when the Range Safety Officer tried to push the self-destruct button, he was physically restrained from doing so by a civilian co-worker who later cold-bloodedly admitted that he thought it would be better for the rocket to endanger lives in Mexico than to possibly hit El Paso. A man after Trump’s heart!Welcome to Rosewell !

Oh, and as for illegal aliens, five weeks after the Juarez incident came the supposed crash of a UFO near Roswell, 150 miles east of White Sands.


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Welcome to Talker of the Town! My name is David Kramer. I have a Ph.D in English and teach at Keuka College. I am a former and still active Fellow at the Nazareth College Center for Public History and a Storyteller in Residence at the SmallMatters Institute. Over the years, I have taught at Monroe Community College, the Rochester Institute of Technology and St. John Fisher College. I have published numerous Guest Essays, Letters, Book Reviews and Opinion pieces in The New York Times, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle, the Buffalo News, the Rochester Patriot, the Providence Journal, the Providence Business News, the Brown Alumni Magazine, the New London Day, the Boston Herald, the Messenger Post Newspapers, the Wedge, the Empty Closet, the CITY, Lake Affect Magazine and Brighton Connections. My poetry appears in The Criterion: An International Journal in English and Rundenalia and my academic writing in War, Literature and the Arts and Twentieth Century Literary Criticism. Starting in February 2013, I wrote for three Democratic and Chronicle  blogs, "Make City Schools Better," "Unite Rochester," and the "Editorial Board." When my tenure at the D & C  ended, I wanted to continue conversations first begun there. And start new ones.  So we created this new space, Talker of the Town, where all are invited to join. I don’t like to say these posts are “mine.” Very few of them are the sole product of my sometimes overheated imagination. Instead, I call them partnerships and collaborations. Or as they say in education, “peer group work.” Talker of the Town might better be Talkers of the Town. The blog won’t thrive without your leads, text, pictures, ideas, facebook shares, tweets, comments and criticisms.


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