I TOLD YOU SO: “AAF suspending operations, canceling end of season”

I TOLD YOU SO: “AAF suspending operations, canceling end of season”

Opening game of the (defunct) Alliance of American Football, San Diego 15 – San Antonio 6 [Photos: David Kramer from the Saturday February, 9th, 2019 CBS broadcast]

As seen in The AAF is an AAwFul idea (below), last April the Alliance of American Football announced its inception as a spring football league slated to begin the week after the Super Bowl. Repulsed by the prospect of spring football, I wrote:

This league should be abolished before it is even borned.

Out of perverse curiosity and to gauge popular opinion, on opening night I went to the Otter Lodge and Jeremiah’s Tavern in search of AAwFul fans. In both sports bars, the San Diego-San Antonio game was on one side TV. Not a soul was watching. My faith in American football fans — who like me believe football ends with the Super Bowl — reassured.


The other day, the Otter installed an attractive new sign. On the AAF’s opening night, Sat, Feb 9, 2019, indifference reigned.

Today, I — we — are vindicated. As reported by NFL.com:

AAF suspending operations, canceling end of season.


April 7th, 2018

The AAF is an AAwFul idea

A few weeks ago, the American Alliance of Football announced that one week after the 2019 Super Bowl the alliance will inaugurate its eight team 10 week spring football season ending on the weekend of April 26- 28. Its point is to keep football junkies well lubed for ten more weeks, no matter the mediocre quality of play or the detrimental effects on those junkies. This league should be abolished before it is even borned.


Penfield’s Pete Catan had the misfortune of playing in a summer league (the CFL) and a spring league (the USFL). From Gates-Chili’s Ernest Jackson one of a few Rochestarians who made their football mark in Canada [from David Kramer’s collection]

If I were King of the N.F.L. explained how football should be ordered. In no form should football be played in the summer or spring.

Football begins in the Fall with dalliances. The first games are played under carefree September sunny skies, teams and fans flirt, fecundity lies still unbounded and untaken. Then, trees begrudgingly giving up their leaves, the time for courting is over and games take on relentless urgency.

The nights grow long and time is short. As the decision of December and January mounts, the Darwinian survivors engage in the penultimate playoffs: a jousting of top dogs to be extinguished. Then the Supra Bowl. As early February howls, the Supra Bowl is the final expiation of triumph and surrender. The season is over, take off your cleats, lie down. The time is to rest until the saga must be replayed.


1991 All World Canadian Football Trading Cards purchased at Yankee Clipper in the Village Gate. From Gates-Chili’s Ernest Jackson one of a few Rochestarians who made their football mark in Canada

But, by unnaturally pushing football into a season into which it has no place, the American Alliance of Football wants to prolong the satisfying climax and its sentimental after effects.

As King of the N.F.L., I decree this AAF cult to be excommunicated and shunned.

In Gates-Chili’s Ernest Jackson one of a few Rochestarians who made their football mark in Canada, we looked down upon the Canadian Football League for playing in the summer time: little more than a watered down diversion.

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Donald Trump (left)

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Willie Spencer and Lonnie Stewart of the WFL’s Memphis Southmen. From If I were King of the N.F.L

In If I were King of the N.F.L., we mocked the World Football League (1974 – 1975) for beginning its season in July — and surviving only one and a half seasons.

Playing a spring/summer schedule, the United States Football League mercifully lasted only three years, 1983 – 1985. In perhaps the only time I agreed with him, Donald Trump owned the USFL New Jersey Generals and persuaded the other owners to switch to a Fall schedule. The league folded before the appropriate switch was made.

Football should be happy with its dramatic denouement and its passionate climax: the Super Bowl representing the last ravages of winter as the blossoms of spring and new, gentler, pastimes are just around the corner.

By contrast, baseball ends not with a bang but a wan goodbye. As now passed baseball Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti wrote:

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Topps @1990 #396 A. Bartlett Giamatti, 4/38 – 4/89, 7th MLB Commissioner and former President of Yale University.

A professor of English Renaissance literature, Giammatti tells us what we must know of baseball: it is better to have loved and lost — “the memory of sunshine and high skies alive” — than never to have loved at all.

In the softball game for decades played on the green fields of Brighton, we live Giammatti’s life cycle. Our league begins in early May and ends on Labor Day. Over the years, some have petitioned for a longer season. But we’ve never artificially elongated our schedule to interfere with the natural rhythms of nature.

When summer ends, the season ends. Anon.

See Farewell Boys and Girls of Summer! Under-40 MVP smashes 5 home runs off Over-40 MVP in Sunday finale

Of course, another great English poet, Alexander Pope, wrote:

Hope springs eternal in the human breast

Today, as seen in the melancholy mitt, balls and bat, the prospects for our game look frozen.


Field at the Twelve Corners Middle School, 4/7/18

But a bare two hours later, the first Boys of Summer could be found: a father and son team from Brighton getting ready for Opening Day.

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Foul Ball! Field at the Twelve Corners Middle School, 4/7/18


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About The Author


Welcome to Talker of the Town! My name is David Kramer. I have a Ph.D in English and teach at Keuka College. I am a former and still active Fellow at the Nazareth College Center for Public History and a Storyteller in Residence at the SmallMatters Institute. Over the years, I have taught at Monroe Community College, the Rochester Institute of Technology and St. John Fisher College. I have published numerous Guest Essays, Letters, Book Reviews and Opinion pieces in The New York Times, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle, the Buffalo News, the Rochester Patriot, the Providence Journal, the Providence Business News, the Brown Alumni Magazine, the New London Day, the Boston Herald, the Messenger Post Newspapers, the Wedge, the Empty Closet, the CITY, Lake Affect Magazine and Brighton Connections. My poetry appears in The Criterion: An International Journal in English and Rundenalia and my academic writing in War, Literature and the Arts and Twentieth Century Literary Criticism. Starting in February 2013, I wrote for three Democratic and Chronicle  blogs, "Make City Schools Better," "Unite Rochester," and the "Editorial Board." When my tenure at the D & C  ended, I wanted to continue conversations first begun there. And start new ones.  So we created this new space, Talker of the Town, where all are invited to join. I don’t like to say these posts are “mine.” Very few of them are the sole product of my sometimes overheated imagination. Instead, I call them partnerships and collaborations. Or as they say in education, “peer group work.” Talker of the Town might better be Talkers of the Town. The blog won’t thrive without your leads, text, pictures, ideas, facebook shares, tweets, comments and criticisms.


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